Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Cincinnati Bengals Practice Delayed has learned that the Cincinnati Bengals football practice was delayed for two hours earlier today. One of the players, while on his way to the locker room, happened to look down and notice a suspicious-looking, unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head Coach Marvin Lewis immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate. After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice was resumed after FBI Special Agents agreed that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.

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